I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
porn star boner night. come get it.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
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