Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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