Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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