My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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