How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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