I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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