just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
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So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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