Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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