She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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