when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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