what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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