Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
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I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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