She went from zero to smokin in five shots
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
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Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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