her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
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I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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