Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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