then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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