yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
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Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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