She's JV to your varsity
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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