So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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