i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
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If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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