wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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