He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
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