I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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