Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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