My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
