SEEEEXXX PLEASE
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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