I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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