Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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