i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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