it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
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He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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