who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
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She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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