this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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