Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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