Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
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