that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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