Your tits are I can't wait for
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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