Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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