How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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