I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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