god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
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