He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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