so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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