I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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