if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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