i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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