He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
They should really pass out barf bags in church
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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