dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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