Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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