She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
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