I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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