3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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