hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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