Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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