but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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